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Simple, yet classic. Raw, yet real. Inelegant, yet beautiful.

Simple, yet classic. Raw, yet real. Inelegant, yet beautiful.

I'm a fierce mother of five widdle kids and one scrumptous husband, whom I call Ed. I graduated from SUNY Oswego with a degree in Broadcasting. I wore business suits, and traveled on jets, and designed commercials. I also smiled nicely at strangers, flossed my teeth regularly, and made time to brush my hair. But those days are in the past. What can you expect at a shoot? I shriek at the men to suck in their gut. If you're a woman, I'll make sure you don't have 3 or 4 chins showcasing. And if you're a child who has just ate cheese puffs for supper....don't worry, I gotcha in the editing lab. Cheese puff free teeth coming up. I realize that "Family Photo Night" is also "Family Fight Night".....and I'm a professional referee.
I get the mess and stress of getting photo ready. I get unplanned chaos. I get naughty kids! I get it when the husbands show up grouchy because he despises photo shoots with a vengeance. I get showing up late to your shoot because you were pulled over for speeding on route to your session. I get a supper of cheese puffs because that's all there was time for... and oh crap, your slippers are still on because you forgot to change into your shoes because you were busy cleaning up your 2 year old's pee on the floor. You bring your mess, and let me capture your magic! Real. Raw. Unfiltered. Let's work together. We'll share more than a laugh or two I bet.
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